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Registering here will create an account for you in the game server. Your e-mail address will be used only for confirming your registration and for announcments of new games or major changes to the game. Pimps do not eat SPAM.

By submitting this form you agree and certify that:
* You will ONLY play ONE ACCOUNT in the game
* You are 18 years of age or older OR your mommy or daddy said you could play
* You are not a complete ass munching loser

Your account will be deleted if the game administrator comes to the conclusion you don't satisfy these conditions or if he "just feels like it..."

I'm FUCKING SERIOUS about wanting you to play no more than one account in my game!!! I will delete ALL your fucking accounts if you make more than one account in this game! If I am generous and let one of your fucking accounts live, I WILL fuck it up bad. I WILL take away stuff. I WILL give you an embarassing name like 'ShitEatingRetard'. If you already have an account go away or I WILL make an example out of you...

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